About Us

Welcome to Training My Human—a brand proudly created by humans, under the strict supervision of their pets.

Let’s be clear: this company exists because pets needed a way to document their greatest achievement—successfully training their humans. From enforcing walk schedules to demanding snacks at very specific times, our pets have mastered the art of management while we… follow instructions.

We design funny, slightly sarcastic merch inspired by the real decision-makers of the household. The ones who taught you to wake up early on weekends, give up personal space, talk in a weird voice in public, and apologize when they knock something over.

Our focus isn’t on humans who love pets.
It’s on pets who tolerate humans.

Every shirt, mug, and product is created from the pet’s point of view—because let’s be honest, they’re the ones running things. We’re just here to pay for food, open doors, and carry poop bags.

If you’ve ever:

• Rearranged your schedule around a feeding time

• Sat uncomfortably because your pet was asleep

• Said “we’ll leave soon” and meant “after the dog is ready”

Congratulations. You’ve been trained.

Training My Human is for pet-owned humans who know their place—and wear it proudly.